We sell one thing, and we sell it well. No catalogue of two hundred toys, no warehouse of whatever was cheap that month — one board, picked after we handled the alternatives and sent most of them back.

Every photo on this site is the actual product. The delivery window we quote is the real one, not the best case. The 30-day guarantee has no small print, no twenty-day cut-off, no photographs required. And when you email, one person reads it — usually the same day.